- Favorite Song: Losing My Religion, REM
- Favorite Lunch Joint: Burger King, Baby!
- Hidden talent: Ping Pong!
Mario, sometimes Mariano, works. No really, you'll never find Mario NOT fulfilling orders big and small. Wondering why your accessories come so neatly packaged? Well, Mario is the answer. Oh, and Mario comes from Guatemala, which rules. That borders Belize and their native beer is Belikin. When not cranking through Pure Fix orders, Mario can be found rocking out to 80's alternative bands like REM with Zach. He also wears one of those super bad-ass back brace things. Mario rides dirty on his GLOW Hotel.