Come, plebeians, and gather round to hear to tale of the Knog Blinder Road! This compact and completely waterproof light includes parts crafted from silicon for stretch, stainless steel for strength, and aluminum to save weight. The light output matches that of the great god Zeus’ bolts, with 200 lumens of titan crushing brightness. With this as your weapon, nothing can stand in your way, because you’ll see it all. So grab one, and conquer the dark!