Old Tube Hacks

I hate changing flats. It's no secret; I complain long and loud every time I have to break out the tire levers. And while other riders can have a bad tube swapped and...

Is there anything worse than a flat tire when you're all geared up and ready to ride?  Yes, bike thieves.  They're the worst thing since unsliced bread and stand alone as a testament to the depths of depravity capable in mankind.  But the second worst thing is definitely a flat tire.